The Lusty Month of May

For me, it is not National Workers Day nor National Law Day, just the first day of that lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray! So what did I do? Sit home and wait for Verizon. And they NEVER showed! Who me, pissed? Why? Of coure, when one is home bound, there are just too many things that need to be done that you need to be somewhere else. What a week it has been - three doctor's appointments and the 12 hour wait for Verizon who never shows. Do I still have a job? Yes, I really do. And my schedule just keeps filling up 6 weeks ahead. It kept raining off and on all day and the weather says it is supposed to do that for the next week. Rainy weather and waiting for Verizon can surely put a damper on lust. So what am I to do? Well, change the sheets and the shower curtain and bathroom rug, for starters. There are always chores. I always have something piled up. I cleaned out the linen closet. I have enough light bulbs to last until my demise. I guess I got a little overexuberant about energy-saving light bulbs. I put light bulbs in the linen closet because the hall light is the one that I can't do without. It is interesting the things that got shoved under the sheets and towels that have not been used in years. I keep getting better at getting rid of things now too. But now, I have to fight with Verizon AGAIN! I got rid of them because of their poor service with DSL, even though it was cheaper than Comcast. One would think they would learn. Well, maybe by the end of the lusty month of May!